Total Medals Earned: 302 (From
62 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,650 Points
Get 30 Ankhs
Complete all 30 levels
Get all 90 Ankhs
Get 30 Ankhs
Teleport a scroll
Total Score of 50,000+
Enlighten 50 peasants
Throw 100 Scrolls
Complete all 30 levels
Total Score of 100,000+
Get all 90 Ankhs
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Win a Battle 1st Try
16 Military Units
Earn 1000 Mana
Retreat 10 Units
Reclaim All Parts of Your Amulet
Heal 20 Units
Build a Level 4 Building
Kill 500 Baddies
Mine 10000 Gold
Use All Acts of God
Max Level a Unit
Finish the Game in Under 35 Days
You made 1000 Kills
You dodged 100 attacks
You restored 10000 health points.
You made 10000 Kills
You restored 1000Armor
You dodged 1000 attacks.
You restored 1000 health points.
You restored 2500 Armor
You dodged 2500 attacks
You restored 2500 health points.
You made 50000 Kills
You restored over 5000 armor
You made 100000 Kills
You restored 10000 armor
You restored 25000 health points
You dodged 5000 attacks
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
Reach 600 Speed.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Reach 700 Speed.
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 15.
Get your team to level 20
Reach 350,000 Distance.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Rough way back...
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 800 Speed.
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
Get Electrocuted
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Poop Yourself to Death
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
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Beat the game
Get all Gold Times
Overtake 1 Orange Cloud
Upgrade Lightning 1x
Upgrade Rain 5x
Overtake 5 Purple Clouds
Complete Easy Mode
Overtake 25 Green Clouds
Complete Medium Mode
Upgrade Sun 25x
Complete Hard Mode
Kill 500 swarm invaders
Kill your first swarm invader
Rush the next wave 10 times
Collect 2000 minreals
Build a turret on all possible points in a given level
Kill 100 swarm invaders with rocket strikes
Collect 20000 minreals
Kill 5000 swarm invaders
Rush the next wave 15 times in the same level
Kill 40 swarm invaders with tesla strikes
Fully upgrade and energize a defense turret
Complete 3 levels with 3 stars
Complete 3 levels without taking any damage
Build fully upgraded and energized turrets on all points in a given level
Complete the game
Complete the game with 3 stars on each level
